Top 10 Ways Justin, Chris, JC, and Lance plan on getting Joey out of the group
1. Slowly phasing out his vocal parts until he can be officialy listed as a backup singer
2. Switching his pants with a smaller size causing them to rip and lowering his self esteam
3. Fattening him up by feeding him too many "snacky cakes"
4. Having Lance pretend he has a girlfriend
5. Causing several "accidents" to occur on the POPODESSY stage
6. Training a replacement *coughwadecoughcough*
7. Convincing him he really has acting talent
8. Planting scantily dressed 16 year old girls in his hotel room
9. "Forgetting" to tell him about appearance and concert dates and hoping he'll get the hint
10. Convincing him it's OK to binge drink, get tattoo's, perice his eyebrow, and indulge in other "adult behavior" until mothers of fans begin to protest